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An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
I want to marry Simon Cowell.
by Kirstie May 20, 2004
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Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.
Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?

Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!
by tha wun hoo kann splell February 07, 2007
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Guy1: So I was out last night with this girl, when I realiz...,
Guy2: Shut up!
Guy1: Why do you always Simon Cowell me!
by Icy Wyte December 09, 2016
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