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2.
The cute one
You're the Simeon in our group.
by missyhiggins March 03, 2009
 
1.
(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as upper-body Strength,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Malagan".
"Gee, That was so Simeon", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the roman army using nothing but his thumb.
by Simala February 06, 2009
 
3.
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.
Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
by nikynokynonoi December 13, 2011
 
4.
A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.
Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....
by SimeonApe January 14, 2011
 
5.
a big assed bitch with farting problems

usually friends with Asians.

Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
ew that simeon over there needs to lose some weight
by yokyokmum December 02, 2011
 
6.
Slang term for homosexual, usualy one who is flamboyantly flaming
Guy A- Want to know an easy way to make a thousand dollars?

Guy B- How?

Guy A- Suck a Cock

Guy B- Wow your such a Simeon
by gokwannnnny October 13, 2011
 
7.
An awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his Jewish beliefs, sometimes Simeons are Buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly shit. Mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. Even if he tries to be good looking by working out, He's still the ugliest guy on the block.
"Ew look at that tryhard over there"

"He's the ugliest thing I have seen in my life"

"He must be a Simeon"
by gokwantootoo October 12, 2011