n. the sexual act of fuckin a person in the ass (male or female will do) in a full bathtub and enjoying their underwater screams.
Oh yea, well my girlfriend is fuckin nuts; she likes a silly sailor.
by superxemoxboy June 07, 2004
A man who performs homosexual acts and has a talent for interior decorating.
"He`s a silly sailor." "Good, I need help with my living room".
by Larry McJenkins May 24, 2008