As of right now, the virus has begun to spread in High school environments, infecting 15-17 (primarily) year old girls. The High school mutation of the virus is usually very aggressive, and will infest the host with upwards of 10 bands. Lately, there have been signs of Silly Bandz on High school boys as well.
There is no cure to Silly Bandz, except will power to resist their colorful appearance. Right now, Silly Bandz Syndrome (or SBS) is on the verge of being declared a pandemic.
It is currently unclassified, but is remarkably similar to the Webkinz Disease that plagued the nations several years ago.
Eric: Yeah, I hear just last week, SBS took more then five guys on the football team...
Silly Bandz are colourful rubber bands that have been shaped to resemble letters, objects, animals and even people or entire words.
Elementary, middle and even high schoolers, sometimes even college students or adults will be seen with dozens or even hundreds on their arms.
The obsession shared by many has been labeled as SBS, or Silly Band Syndrome, to which there is no cure. The ability to resist their colourful shapes and stretchyness is called SBR, or Silly Band Resistance.
Most people with any sense of individuality will refuse to wear Silly Bandz, while anyone else will become obsessed.
Lydia: "Those things are fucking ridiculous. Do you really not know how to separate yourself from the rest of the crowd?"
Half the kids at school have Silly Bandz. I guess I should get some and trade.
AKA: Colorful rubber bands, made into shapes that make your wrist itch. People have them for the sake of trading them for something better, like a pencil.
In a nutshell: No one really wants them for "Them"
Just like no one would want money if it couldn't buy them things, no one would want Silly Bandz if you couldn't trade them for random shit.
Dipshit: ...uhhh ಠ_ಠ
Dumbass: Please?? I'll give you a silleh band!!
Dipshit: Silly bandz are retarded