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Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.
"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."
by BJ February 20, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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