Top Definition
The act of sneaking up behind someone while draping a chlorophorm-doused towel over your arm, yelling "more tea sir?" and applying it to the face from behind to perform various sexual acts while in a standing position.
A: Dude, did you hear what happened to Rachel?

B: No, What?

A: She was at some fancy party and she got silent butlered!

B: Wow! That's rough
by dougyfresh908 May 30, 2011

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