| 1. | Sidney the Neck Weasel | ||
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A small evil weasel known only to a small cult, the sidneyites, who both worship and fear him in equal measure. Born in Camden, Sidney quickly became king of the weasels until he was stepped on by a goth and killed. However, due to his amazingness, he became a god, and instructed the first sidneyite to skin him and place his hide in a clothes shop. However, due to his insatiable lust for blood and sexual intercourse, Sidney was relegated from god to unspeakable demon of the night and now haunts people in their wildest nightmares. He's Sidney the neck weasel. You wear him like a scarf. He wears your soul like a Justin Hawkins style Jumpsuit. But he doesn't believe in a thing called love. Just violence. Watch out. "Oh shit, is that Sidney the Neck Weasel I see over there with David Mitchell, Stalking Max and Kim?"
"yeah look, he just ate their feet." "Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..." |
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| 2. | Sidney... | ||
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One whose liver is edible. I'm hungry! I better find a Sidney.
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| 3. | Sidney Crosby | ||
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A very good hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins. As a teenager, his skills are compared to those of Wayne Gretzky. Sidney Crosby is a generational player whose skill is only seen every 15-20 years. Wayne Gretzky: If there is anyone who can break my records, it is Sidney Crosby
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| 4. | sidney | ||
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a name used by asian parents to misspell sydney, yet sound the same. Asian Mother: "I named my son Sidney Ang!"
Asian Father: "Don't you mean Ang Sidney?" Asian Mother: "K, JUST GO STFU." |
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| 5. | Pittsburgh Penguins | ||
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A team that the survival of hockey as one of America's 'big four' sports depends upon. While hockey will always prosper north of the border and in cities with hockey traditions such as Detroit, Boston, Mineapolis, and Pittsburgh itself, the sports has struggled in other markets. Basketball went through the same problems in the late 1970s and it saved itself because of a dream team- Larry Bird's Boston Celtics. The Pittsburgh Penguins are the savior for hockey.
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The Pens started life in 1966 when hockey finally decided to change from an elitist sport with 6 teams to one that had potentional for national popularity. From 1966-1980, the team struggled. Ownership changed hands several times and the team had a bankruptcy. Playoff berths were hard to find. The team did have some success on the ice in the early 1970s, but the Pens of this point in time are most known for the biggest choke in hockey history, blowing a 3-0 series lead in the conference semifinals to the New York Islanders. Things changed in 1980, when the famous DeBartolo family bought the Penguins. After some brief success early in their ownership, the team tanked, but got a tremendous reward for it in 1983- Mario Lemieux. Super Mario helped bring desensitized fans back to the seats after years of losing and instability. Despite his amazing play, it took him until 1988 to put the Penguins in the playoffs for the first time. That year, Lemieux scored 199 points, just missing becoming only the secon... |
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| 6. | nova scotia | ||
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canada's vacationland. unfortunately, most people forget about it, except when they want to get away from citylife in toronto or ottawa. beautiful coastline, amazing scenery. province is in bad shape financial though. home of three great things that start with s- seafood, sloan, and sidney crosby. I add amazing scallops while listening to Sloan and watching Sidney Crosby on TV while in Nova Scotia.
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| 7. | geurten | ||
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a human, usually a girl who is like totally HOBZEZZED and in love with famous hockey player Sidney Crosby #87 on the Pittsburg Penguins Age, 21??? did you hear her last night she was being such a geurten, all she could talk about was Sidney Crosby and what their wedding would look like
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