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25.
When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.
Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.
by cosmoplitan November 25, 2006
 
1.
while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.
holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!
by kneecoal April 26, 2009
 
2.
Someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available.
I was the only person in the airport bathroom, so I was taking a #2 when some Sidewinder decided they needed to use the stall right next to me.
by Myrtle Groggins March 10, 2010
 
3.
When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.
Busty Czech glamour model Jana Defi has a glorious pair of sidewinders!
by Roscoe313 March 15, 2011
 
4.
a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl
Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again
by Skell February 12, 2008
 
5.
a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.
Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin.
by the_rhino December 01, 2003
 
6.
noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.
"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"
by Tom September 23, 2005
 
7.
I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?
What are sidewinders
by Mojo1088 July 31, 2011