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30.
the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.
Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.
by Ian February 21, 2005
 
1.
Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!
by weave July 15, 2003
 
2.
while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.
holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!
by kneecoal April 26, 2009
 
3.
Someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available.
I was the only person in the airport bathroom, so I was taking a #2 when some Sidewinder decided they needed to use the stall right next to me.
by Myrtle Groggins March 10, 2010
 
4.
a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.
Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin.
by the_rhino December 01, 2003
 
5.
When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.
Busty Czech glamour model Jana Defi has a glorious pair of sidewinders!
by Roscoe313 March 15, 2011
 
6.
a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl
Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again
by Skell February 12, 2008
 
7.
noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.
"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"
by Tom September 23, 2005