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1.
To excrete at such an angle that it scrapes the side of the toilet bowl, thus leaving glorious, unflushable wall hangers/clingers/skid marks. Also, cleverly, the sidescraper is not submerged and so the smell can linger in the air for much longer.
"Tony's been an idiot lately don't you think?"
"I know, I had to resort to leaving a Sidescraper on his mum's throne"
"Nice!"
by Ellds February 06, 2008
 
2.
A short but very fat dick.
Betty: Well, girrrl, he may not have touched bottom, but he beat the hell outta the sides.

Lois: Oh yeah, I've had side scrapers like that.
by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009