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A smart or nerdy guy with long or wide sideburns often seen studying in the college library. Sideburnicus will also do your paper for a small fee.
Damn, I gots to find me Sideburnicus. I gots a paper due in tree (3) days! Yo, Sideburnicus, where you at? I know you in da library somewhere.
by Martita Papita July 16, 2010

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