When a man wears tight jeans and therefore must move his penis to the side creating a "side pipe"
Man 1" These jeans are so tight"
Man 2 "I know you sure are rocking a side pipe"
by alycatC November 25, 2011
to wear dangerously tight pants in the fashion of 80's musicians and/or pro wrasslers; so that the shape of your manly genitalia show proud and true like the god zues descending mount olympus.
these slortchin muffukkka's flock to my sidepipe like the pulsing dispenser of the nectar of the heavens that it is. (haters eat a dick)
by chauncey mc.ballsdeep November 09, 2003
When an individual of the male persuasion in an institutional circumstance (i.e. work, school, etc.) becomes sexually aroused, due to thoughts of past sexual exploits; the subsequent tightening of the groin area, due to the constriction of pants upon the hardened member, produces a penile-angular shift, which is almost perfectly horizontal in form, and points towards either the left or right. Thus the moniker, Side-Pipe.
Mosieur LePajonais: What, pray tell, is that tubular formation protruding from the side of your pantaloons?

Herr Schmidt: Why, my good man, tis my side-pipe!
by ZIJPIJP June 15, 2010
When a male has an erection that is bulging down his pant leg on his thigh.
Look at Jimmy's side pipes!!!
by rjvir2 November 29, 2004
When one man stelthely approaches another man from the side and rubs his man parts against another man's side. The man then shouts"Side Pipe". This activity typicaly takes place on Saturdays to celebrate "Side Pipe Saturday" .

Background: These types of games evolved from "Man Love Monday" where heterosexual men isolated from women while working in the logging camps of North Central West Virginia playfully turned to one and other to cope with isolation and lonleiness.
While Standing in the lunch line Rich snuck up on Mike and side piped him.
by Floyd Waterdriver August 20, 2011
The part of boobs that shows on pictures that are supposed to be sexy, but are really just kinda dumb, when you can see the side of a woman's breasts from behind or an angle that is mostly from the back.
"Look at this hot Whitesnake album cover, check out that sidepipe!"
by Honkylips September 20, 2005

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