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A manly beastly facial hair which protrudes along the face downwards.
by MAtt Lawson May 06, 2003
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Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!
by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006
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Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003
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when a roll up,fag or spliff only burns on one side.
oh shit, i've got a side burn on my joint
by barry July 22, 2003
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Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.
Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.
by Kyle E Mcpherson November 01, 2005
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that bit of riz that just wont burn off the side of your sppliff, that extends past the cherry. See elvis
"dude, here's the lighter."
"wha?.."
"sideburn dude"
by griff July 06, 2003
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associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.
Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns
by simon gardner September 12, 2006
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