|1.||Sicilian Rain Forest|
The massive amount of pubic hair found in the genital region around the testicals, penis and in the gooch of a Sicilian man. Often mistaken for small vicious mammals such as the wolverine. Has known to drive sane people insane, scar small children, and swallow women whole as they attempt fellacio. In order to be trimmed, the Sicilian Rain Forest must be tackled by a hedge trimmer or chain saw. Exercise extreme caution if confrontation is made.
It took Dave almost 3 months to shave his Sicilian Rain Forest. It cost him him $23,000 and 13 hired mexican migrant workers.