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1.
A certifiable & trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour & leaves you feeling fucked.

Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
"Have you tried blaming your parents & teachers ?" inquired the Shycologist

"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"
by The Belteshazzar January 31, 2010