A certifiable & trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour & leaves you feeling fucked.
Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
"Have you tried blaming your parents & teachers ?" inquired the Shycologist
"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"