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1. Shwanked
A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.
(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.
2. shwanked
Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind
"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"
3. Shwanked
When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker
Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).
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