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Shwag: Stuff that just lies around and shouldn't. Useless clutter or garbage.
After the gang finished digging the yard up, there was 'shwag' left all over the damn place!
Clear the fucking 'shwag' out of this garage and maybe we could park a car in it!
by ruthie October 25, 2003
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1.
1) weak or impotent cannabis or dirt weed; 2)something of exceptionally poor or low quality which is generally looked down upon.
1) Tom refuses to buy or smoke schwag weed - he only likes kind bud.

2) The people joked that Tom has a schwag car, but little do they know he is planning on buying a new Audi next week.
by spo jboovdfmmj May 28, 2004
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2.
Low quality marijuana, usually very dry, full of stems and seeds and shit you don't want to inhale; Epitome of the phrase "quantity over quality"
what the fuck is this shwag doing in the bowl? shit man we might as well be smoking dirt.
by stew February 07, 2005
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3.
shit weed
i got ripped off because my dealer gave me shwag for full price
by allison December 09, 2003
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4.
low quality marijuana
by Jessi September 08, 2003
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5.
A term originally referring to lousy pot, which has also come to describe anything else lame or inherently sucky.
"I just failed my midterm."
"Man, that's shwag."
by Rainbowgrrl February 11, 2004
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6.
Low grade marijuana. It'll get you high, but it takes a lot of it. Preferably smoked in blunts and bongloads, shwag should definitely not be the first plan of action. Although, if you're fiending and you've got $5 theres nothing wrong with a nice fatty blunt.
Lets go get a dime of some shwag and twist up a couple fatties!
by k manjohnson March 13, 2008
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"shwag" is short for "shwiggity shwag" which was birthed from the phrase "sliggety slag": a cute reference to slag bud.
"Slag bud" is marijuana that has been highly compressed into bricks (while still green). Heat and lack of ventilation tipically cause plant decay and mold growth. Once dry, these bricks (when broken apart) tend to come apart in large flakes that look like the by-product of iron smelting(slag).
Now that Califorina has allowed "medical marijuana" growers to industrialize, days of nothing but "slag sliggety, shwag shwiggety, sliggety slag, shwiggety shwag" will disapear.
by waloso August 03, 2010
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