When you don't really care about who you are shagging.
Dennis: Bambi tried to shurg her yesterday.
Otis: haha...bambi is crap in the sack tho.
Dennis: How do you know?
Otis: Don't ask...
his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?
i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.
Distinctly resembles Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man on crack, twitching sporadically and muttering nonsense.
Or...another analogy would be Helen Keller having a heart attack inside an insane asylum...
Usually encountered with clothes on.
Not noticeable at first but a profile view
or an accidental poke may garner the attention.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
(Ron Burgundy has a shurg in this scene)