The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.
Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.
by Shummer January 23, 2012
The profound sense of shame that accompanies an ejaculation during intercourse with a partner whom the ejaculater knows he or she does not respect or wish to be involved with for a long time, despite said partner's false perception that the relationship extends beyond intercourse; to cum with shame.
She was so shallow, vain, and dumb, but so busty that I couldn't help but let myself shum into her foul mouth.
I shummed on her tits.
I spent all night shumming on her stupid ass.
I shot my shum on those pearly whites; that shumming last night drained my balls and filled my conscience with shame - gave me a set of shamesticles.
I shummed on her tits.
I spent all night shumming on her stupid ass.
I shot my shum on those pearly whites; that shumming last night drained my balls and filled my conscience with shame - gave me a set of shamesticles.
by cagedfromspace March 21, 2017
Verb- When shum is actually leaving your body.
When describing the action of shum being deposited (with the help of gravity) on a surface lower than the orifices of origin.
When describing the action of shum being deposited (with the help of gravity) on a surface lower than the orifices of origin.
Oooh, this wild sex with you is so good...oh god...BABY I'M SHUMMING!!
I accidently opened the door and saw him shumming all over the place!
I accidently opened the door and saw him shumming all over the place!
by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010
by Gary8474662728 October 7, 2019
by slothy fork March 31, 2009
To simultaneously defecate (shit) and ejaculate (cum) out of either pleasure or sheer anger, and in extreme cases, fear.
Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”
Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”
by LilPeePeeAssociates January 4, 2021
A really sexy cute guy who is the most elite in every thing he dose both physically and mentally. They are extremely rare to find with only a billion at any time appearing. They are also be very nerdy with a dark witty sense of humour. When you have found a shum shum never let them go because if you treat them well they will be with you for life.
by TruthWizard2543 February 9, 2020