A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.
to be utterly confused.
Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.
State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.
Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.
I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.
1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
A toolish message board character who's known for one liners, or "shukisms". Particuarly common on Football-related message boards, but can also be found on Atkins diet and Disney Value-hunting boards as well.
"That guy is a total Shuke"
"Watch out, you don't wan't to offend the Shukies"
When you shit and puke in the same toilet bowl without flushing.
Josh: Dude, I heard you in the bathroom last night. What the hell happened?
Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.
Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!
to vomit and shit at the same time.
when you shuke, you experience the acts of shitting and puking at the same time. Therefore, when you go to shit you vomit everywhere and when you go to puke, you shit everywhere.