I didn't know what to do first, shit or puke, so I shuked.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
"Watch out, you don't wan't to offend the Shukies"
Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.
Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!