Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?
Man #1: Yeah, so?
Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
Hick: Yeah, lets go shuff in the back of my dads RV
Person 1: Get the fuck out of hear you trailer trash hick! Thats fucking gross.
Person 2: What the fuck is shuffing?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary bro....
The eponymous "shuff" is a systems administrator notorious for collecting old or semi-broken equipment and storing it in shared office space for extended periods of time.
obnoxious knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, or over-the-top decorative objects
Describes someone who sleeps around as they have saggy fanny flaps.
I.e Pull their flaps over there head and make themselves look like a sugar puff.