The shit stuck to the pubes around your arsehole after you've been for a crap
Jack - "God damn! I've got a bad case of shubes after that brown pipe!"
by Nemo1989 November 19, 2007
The clear brown substance created by the mixture of lube and fecal matter when having anal sex.
After having anal sex with Jane, and possibly using too much lube, John realized the wet spot on the bed was in fact shube.
by Misschief February 18, 2010
The act of shaving your pubes
Dude I shubed last night and it's so soft down there.
by Shubemaster December 25, 2013
The act of jizzing in your hand and using your ejaculated cum as hair gel.
Steve forgot to buy hair gel so he shubed before he went out with Sara.
by douchemeister April 22, 2006