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-Used for any and every word that one can possibly think of. Any suffix can be added to the end of it.

-Used for long rants. Ex: Shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckt!
How are shtu?
Just what the shtucktor ordered.
Shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckti, shtuckt!
Per shtu?
What are shtu shtuing today?
SHTUNIOR!?
by Tom Nuzzard March 13, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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(Yiddish) Literally meaning "stupidity" or "nothingness", it is commonly used in the same manner of "franks", meaning great stuff.
"Chello chello, wat wat wat?"

"Watchin Zohan in class"

"Oh, great shtus with that one"
by Baal HaBeten March 11, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Used only by faggot-speaking circles, it means simply as a substitution for any noun.
Only to be used in caution, this will signify to all of those around you that you participate regularly in events where you receive cock in any/all of your open membranes, and most possibly bathing in post-coital residue.
Male A: Yo, what's that? You packing some shtu?
Male B: Yeah, it's shtu.
Male A: Ah, per shtu.
Male B: Alright, well let me pull out my cock now.
Male A: Great! Put that shtu all up in my asshole, then my ears, then my mouth please. Make sure you give me all that man shtu.
by Disco Shtu October 25, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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