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Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.
You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.
by Donald Shrump April 26, 2011
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The piece of skin on a penis where the scrotum meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. It also may get sweaty during Sexual Intercourse.

Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.
I have an Itchy Shrump.
by Yeahman149 July 16, 2010
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A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.
"That man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!"
by Priiiiick December 23, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a small person, normally quite annoying and charv like with stunted growth

( an insult) (can be used as a joke)
person 1. oi shrump, get over here!

charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i'll deck ya!

person 1. Kills charv...
by james123 August 02, 2006
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Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.
"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."
by thickage December 20, 2004
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The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.
I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.

King Boletes make large shrumps.
by KACS July 13, 2006
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A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.
We met up for dinner the other day and ate Shrumps.
via giphy
by Alex Squegg December 09, 2016
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