Shit on a plate and use the shit as lube and fuck the partner in the ass hole while he plays Shrek The video Game
I'm Gunna SHREK the shit out of u;)
A large green ogre. With a donkey friend.
Just watch the film, man.
A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
"Ogres are like layers."
-Shrek, "The Parable of the Onion"
Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.
Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.
woa! wayne rooney can really dribble
Yea! well most retards do! and he looks like shrek!
The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word שרעק (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'.
Oy gevalt! Groisser shrek...
A green oger type monster featured in the film Shrek and is the main character of the movie. He marries princess fionna and lives with a donkey as well as a cat. Another name for shrek is marianna and is used to insult people.
Shrek is coming!
Omg what a shrek
A person with many layers like an onion or an ogre (hence the name Shrek). Their personality is convoluted, confusing and multi-faceted. To understand them, one would need to refer to a mental psychologist.
Shreks are funny and make good conversationalists. They appear to be overly confident (just a defense mechanism), believe that no one truly knows them (again, just a self-preservation technique), smoke too much Shisha, and make great reliable friends.
They are very creative but need to learn to admit when they lose arguments to others. They don't know how to give compliments and drive like a maniac but overall have a heart of gold!
Can you speak clearly and stop being such a Shrek? Just saying...