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To wake up with a hangover and find your apartment a living mess from the night before because you were so drunk, horny and lonely that you decided to break or dismantle everything like a money in solitary confinement.
Bruce woke up covered in a shower curtain in his bathtub to find he had thrown a knife through the TV, smashed his skateboard over his stereo and left ramen noodles cooking on an open stove. His apartment was shrattled.
by Pippo101 February 08, 2012