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Shpunken Towelsex (-0.863)
A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.
'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'
by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010
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