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1.
random word used for female sex toy
..I'll be back, I need a bit of time with shpoink, god damn sexual frustration.
by Rebecca December 18, 2004

Words related to Shpoink

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2.
The act of a man ejaculating
I shpoinked in her eye!
by Nathan Pazdernik December 04, 2011
 
3.
Translation: Noise you make when you 1)playfully slap someone's head after they've made a grievous error, 2) point to someone's chest, then touch their face when they look; can be used as a verb.
"Did you take the last doughnut?"
"Yeah."
"(mild hit) Shpoink! Whaddya do that for?"

"D'Oh! I've been shpoinked!"
by Stephanie & Seth Landers November 06, 2003