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The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.
My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.
by RAINFALL September 28, 2012
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Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005
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A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.
Man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! Hmmmm the house if full of people....

"I'm taking a shower!"

Alright party time! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap stiffled groan
by Callum69 May 11, 2009
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MOM:DINNER!
KID: Not now mom! im taking a shower!
by Dude2012789 February 26, 2008
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Also known as a Locker Room Cock (LRC)), a show-er is a penis that remains large and especially long when it isn't hard, the opposite of which is a grow-er, which shrinks to a much smaller size when sportin a softy.

A show-er is often the envy of the locker room and nude beach.
Jason: Damn, did you see that? That guy in the showers--his dick was huge!
Jack: Whatever. He's probably just a show-er.
by Jackson 5 August 31, 2006
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Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.
Tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as Tom jizzed all over himself.
by Tomfaptom July 12, 2009
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A penis that doesn't grow much during an erection.

See also: grower
by Ross W December 14, 2003
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