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Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.
John : "Dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!"

Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"
by Shovel King July 29, 2011

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