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10. Shovel
(noun) tool traditionally used for digging but also works well for shutting annoying people up.
(use 1)- We're putting in an inground pool, so I had to dig a really big hole with my shovel.
(use 2)- Harry just wouldn't stfu so I was forced to whack him in the face with my shovel.
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1. shovel
what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns
it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die
2. shovel
A tool for hitting something with.
*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.
3. shovel
To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)
When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.
by DJM Feb 25, 2004 add a video
4. shovel
The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.
Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.
5. shovel
Noun. The solution to any problem.
John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...
6. Shovel
When one's face is deformed in an odd manner, giving the impression that they were hit in the face repeatedly with a shovel causing such a strange face shape or appearance.
Have you seen that girl with the crooked teeth and messed up jaw? And he nose like bends to the right a little?

Yeah, she looks like she was taken to her backyard and shoveled to the face a few times as a kid.

Yeah, she's definitely a shovel!
7. Shovel
Shovel "Sovok" (Совок) is a pejorative name of Soviet Union.
"The text at the top reads "Werewolf of Soviet Union" ("Shovel")."
Russian criminal tatoo encyclopedia. Volume III. UK.
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