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Shotty: Shot-ty

Pronounced: shot-tee

1. Unfortunate; unpleasant.

2. Of very poor quality, highly inferior.

3. Insignificant.

4. Being in a poor state or miserable situation.

5. Used to replace the word shitty there for not so vulgar.
1. Dude, that is so shotty!

2. I saw the movie Twilight last night, it was pretty shotty.

*Not really used in sentences, usually used as a response to a statement. For examples,

Statement: I got a speeding ticket on the way to the airport and ended up missing my flight.

Response: Shotty!
by Reesetopher January 15, 2010
 
1.
Derived from the word "shotgun" where the person who calls it gets the front seat in the car. Instead of using this only on driving in a car the word may be used to call "dibs" on something or doing something first. Also can be used as "shotty not" where it gives rights to a person not doing a specific task.
1. John called shotty on getting the last piece of pizza.

2. Shotty not taking out the trash.
by Jordan Napoli June 28, 2005
 
2.
When someone punts the burning end of a blunt or joint into their mouth and blows into your mouth...you get a huge hit.
Yo, give me a shotty, bitch.
by Blunt April 28, 2003
 
3.
A variation of the bong native to SouthWest England, where a straight tube is used instead of a conventional "gauze type" bong tube.
The end of the shottie tube (also known as a downie or downpipe/tube) is plugged with a small amount of rolling tobacco, onto which a thin layer of crushed or chopped cannabis is applied. The user then lights the cannabis/tobacco plug until such time as all of the cannabis glows red and the plug can be seen to slide down the tube. At this point, the user gives a sharp tug to pull the cannabis/tobacco into the bong water, the smoke is then inhaled, providing the user with a more intense hit than that provided by conventional smoking paraphenalia, this means shotties provide a both economical and enjoyable smoking experience
by DJ darklight February 19, 2007
 
4.
A bong done in one large toke that fills the entire chamber with smoke then pulls the burning mix/cannabis down the pipe and into the water. As this happens the continued inhalation and release in pressure draws the smoke up into the lungs at speed - resulting in an intense high.
"this is my ninth shotty!"
"can i rob a shotty off you?"
by fiendy September 17, 2007
 
5.
1) Short for "shotgun".
2) The front passenger seat in a vehicle, also short for "shotgun".
by nidex May 12, 2003
 
6.
claiming a something in advance.

Slang for shotgun
"Shotty on the front seat!"
by dancer05 April 10, 2005
 
7.
being of poor quality or sketchy origin.
That eyler character is shotty.
That was a shotty attempt at fixing the computer.
The president is doing a shotty job.
by Joe Zeisel June 21, 2004