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9. Shortstop
When inserting an object into the male penis
Using a coffee straw or paper clip in shortstop
1. Shortstop
Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.
I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.
by anonymous Mar 16, 2003 add a video
2. shortstop
1. A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.
Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.
3. Shortstop
In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.
by Pauliver Oct 26, 2003 add a video
4. Shortstop
Halfway between 2nd (feeling up) and 3rd (oral). Involves the hand on the genitals. Is very frustrating if this is as far as you get, seeing as it results in blue balls.
damn, dude. Im so mad. I only got to shortstop last night. I had balls bluer than a naked eskimo.
5. shortstop
To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.
Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.
6. Shortstop
Street terminology for a hustler or a player.
I'm looking for a local shortstop to score some _____. Where can I find one?

(Usually is said to someone already involved in whatever ____ is.)
7. Shortstop
The optional step between second and third base involving serious videochatting.
Chet: Dude, I heard you got to shortstop with Veronica.
Bret: Yeah we videochatted allllllll night.
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