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When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.
Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.
by Greg Monahan November 20, 2007

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