3 wankers from Australia who decided (without a sane person's opinion) that they were 'freakin' hawt' and tried to learn an instrument-failed miserably-and decided that because they (almost) aced "Smoke On The Water" that they could form a super hawt boy band, so they did. They gained a lot of friends (on Myspace) and then played some gigs locally. They were mega chuffed when they realised they actually had fans! OMG, like 4 of them. Four fucking scene kids. It's just so ironic that they happened to be 4 years old and weighed 444kg, SEXY! Anyway, it was this that made them decide that they were on the path to ultimate stardom! So, they spiked up their shit hair, put their gay face on, banged a few kiddie groupies and finally busted out a few tunes-which were shit. In the Summer of 2010, the lead vocalist, Shaun Diviney, tradgically (not) died. It seems as though he busted out too many shitty tunes, which busted his balls and he grew a vagina. Cause of death: homoness.
"Omg, what is that sound? It sounds like someones growing a vagina!"
"Shaun Diviney's growing a vagina..."
"Really? I thought she already had one."
"RIP Short Stack."
"Really Incredibly Pathetic."
an awesome Australian pop punk band formed in 2005. Band members include Shaun Diviney (lead vocals, guitar), Andrew Clemmensen (backing vocals, bass) and Bradie Webb (drums, keys). They are extremley epic, have awesome hair, and have an extrodinary musicalal talent. Just because most people are into techno and rap doesnt mean they suck. And theyre hot and have never been rude to their fans. and would be even awesomer if they came to my hometown. True vibers tbh.
Have you heard of Short Stacks new single, Sweet December? Its epic!
A three piece boy band of the indie-rock genre originated in Budgewoi, NSW in 2005
Band members Shaun Diviney, lead vocals and guitarist, Andy Clemmensen, Bassist and Back up Vocals, and Bradie Webb, Drummer and Keys
Fans age from 11-20 + and their music affects people in different ways.
Hated for their look not so much for their music, mainly the hair, (which I think is fucking sexy)
Their songs are mainly about love, both aspects of it and lyrics are well written.
Pay a lot of attention to their fans, are NOT cruel, if you have met them they are incredibly nice.
To their fans they are loved, and honestly we don't really care if you think they are shit, because we are proud that we are their fans
Andy Clemmensen as also in an sketch for Bloke Man playing school boy Kevin when he was younger
Short Stack; The city lights were fading, I saw her on the pavement, Dressed in black and, Writing wrongs, The station played her favourite song,
A really hot band from Australia.
The 3 band members are really hot and extremely talented males with great style.
They love all their fans and all their fans love them back. They all really care about their fans because their fans helped them get to where they are now.
They have great music and music videos are great and their concerts are so much fun.
Short Stack Roc!
They are the best band in the whole entire world.
Andy, Shaun and Bradie are awesome.
A short woman with an endowed chest region.
"Really, man? You can see her feet in her driver's license photo!"
"Yeah, but she's a short stack."
A three-member band of friends from Budgewoi, Australia.
Could be classified as Australia's main boy band.
Either loved or hated. Usually generate a very strong opinion from people who know them when brought up in conversation.
Are extremely energetic on stage.
Have hordes of screaming, underage fans who stalk their every move, and a fair few older fans who usually get pushed aside by the screaming teenies.
Girl 1: "Did you go see Short Stack last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah they were pretty fantastic."
Girl 1: "What about the crowd?"
Girl 2: "It was insane. I got swamped by 14 year olds...Ugh."
a australian band consisting of three members, Shaun , Andy and Bradie. They have 1 album 'Stack is the New Black'. All members are extremley hot, have awsome hair and are very talented in their musicals fields of choice........ Short Stack are a band for teenagers and write their own songs. ;D
"Who sings 'Sway Sway Baby' ??"
"Who has rad hair"
Three pancakes. Not five.
I wasn't that hungry after drinking all night, so I ordered a short stack and a side of pig dicks