You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one