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1.
An Entity. A demigod. Roams the world amongst us showing us the way, one incredible feat at a time.
Yo, that dunk was nuts!! Dude what a Shont...
by Tt&D February 05, 2010
 
2.
This is a shortened contraction of Shouldn't and Should Not. It usually is used by those with a southern-like accent or anyone making an accent on the words.
Tanor: Hey, UMG blocked meh from seeing this video. It says tis not available in my country. But why? I'm from the US. I shon't be having this problem! =(

Dash: You might have to renew yer internets...

Tanor: Aww man.
by Tanor Faux January 16, 2011
 
3.
Should but won't do something
I shon't help you find your phone
by Snatcha April 18, 2008