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The sound emitted when a baby is nursing on the mammalian breast for nourishment. A slang term used to describe an individual who has "babyish" behaviors, even as an adult.
by Ricky Casino June 12, 2007
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Anybody that stands out, in whichever way: possitive or negative.
One shonk in the family's good/bad enough.
by krds March 21, 2009
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Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.
by Meitheway November 18, 2013
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Slang term used to refer to someone acting rude, passive, impatient, or like a jackass. Also can be used as a replacement to expletives such as bitch, jerk, dick, fuck, and asshole.
The guy who just cut me off was such a shonk; No shonking way
by SlangGuru July 05, 2010
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Old-fashioned British derogatory word for someone Jewish
Shonks go to synagogues.
by polruan November 09, 2010
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A purely graphical description of bryophytic vegetation in Jay Gatsby's gardens that allows for the derivative of the tracheophytic dream of Daisy.
Like the unattainment of the American Dream, shonk festered and parasitised West Egg, and all the world that had seemed real to Jay Gatsby.
by The Waddler November 02, 2004
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Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.
by Dan August 19, 2003
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