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To shompt is the act of shitting with a computer in hand. This is most often experienced in a private bathroom with a laptop.
Conversation over AIM:
-Dude, u wanna go chill?
-Nah bro, im about to shompt
-Ah, good call.
by c@lib@n February 02, 2009