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2. Shomit
To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.
"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.
by PJ Jul 26, 2003 share this add a video
1. shomit
The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
3. Shomit
To shit and vomit at the same time
After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.
4. Shomit
An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.
Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!
5. Shomit
To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust
That song was so bad i shomited
6. shomit
The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.
Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!
by Karl Jun 8, 2004 share this add a video
7. shomit
The undetermined fluid that could be shit or vomit. A found puddle of human waste.
The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.