1. A terrible disease in which a person has tried to dice up and cook his show laces to use as a "snuffing" substance. Resulting in severe brain damage, the person begins to make little people out of paper clips and clothes-pins.
2. A very strange person usually goin by the name of "Paul-tor" but not always.
"What a fucking show lace."
"Let's Kill the SHOE-LACE!!!"
The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.
Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman
, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.
"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.
(Not to be confused with any sexual act).
Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.
Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.
To hang yourself.
Why dont you just go and shoelace?
Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.
Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.
something dat needs tying up all da time
my dam shoelaces hav come undone again!!!
1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).
Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.