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3.
An intelligent, good-looking guy.
"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"
by Fella March 22, 2003
 
1.
When a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head in the woods.
Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."
by Ridindirty1026 October 26, 2008
 
2.
hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane
She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.
by Reknown February 11, 2014
 
4.
The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.
Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!
by shock G August 07, 2005
 
5.
the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice
That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.
by CN And1 December 16, 2009