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Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.
You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!
by pir8matt May 09, 2011
 
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A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness
That orange tent over there is shocking!
by gwinstone August 19, 2003
 
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A piece of clothing or garment such as stockings or spandex pants that are worn in such a fashion as to elicit feelings of shock, awe, and/or nausea.
It looks like that woman is smuggling cottage cheese in her shockings.
by Jack'sragingbileduct May 09, 2011
 
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weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.
you have homework today " well shocking".
by tracey March 24, 2004