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When you see or hear something funny and blow some extra air out of your nostrils, instead of laughing. One puff of air out of your nose when you think something is funny. A mixture of a snort, a sniffle, and a laugh.
Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint *shnorts*

Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

Girl: *shnort* But you cant rearrange the alphabet.

I tried not to laugh in class, when Tom made a joke, so I shnortted.
by tsolo January 16, 2014

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When you see something funny on the Internet or you read a funny text and instead of actually laughing you just blow some extra air out of your nostrils.
Text: Vaginas are cool because you can think about sex in class without getting a boner

You: *shnort* Haha so true
by Targ January 16, 2014

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A short person snorting like a little piggy.
The midget is about the same weight and height as a pig.
also the vertically challenged individuals tend to enjoy a nice blueberry waffle in the morning.
a midget walks into a bar and shnorts.
did you hear that shnort.
by shmortsalot March 22, 2009

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