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Expression used when you sneeze, fart, and poop a little.
Guy 1: We got to go man I just accidentally layed a shnart!
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: When you sneeze,fart, and crap at the same time.
shnart by Dman Dominguez September 8, 2008
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shnarbis shnarble Shnarby shnarf shnart Snarb shnark snarbles Sharbel shnab

Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.
'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).
Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010
To take from the public domain to the your own private stash. Esp. food.
Seeing there was leftover Kugel, Benzi shnarsted it and took it to his room.
Shnarst by Aj Grands December 13, 2010

Shnarfday 

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.
John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.
Shnarfday by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020
a person that is more than just a fucking schmuck, but similar to a putz; not a human being, but an idiot
"Hey Jack, did you just fart?"
"No, you shnarant!"
shnarant by BigPutz41 April 22, 2022
"Shnab" is a slang term used among young Israeli americans.

1)To screw somebody over
2)To have sex with someone
3)A synonym to f*ck
I overcharged him, he got shnabbed.
shnab by Bossdondada March 4, 2011