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Shmitzsex (-0.034)
The art of inserting ice-cubes rectally then penetrating with the penis. After the penis is extracted, the ice cubes are "forced" out and then examined.

In some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.
I wanted to see if she was lying about being clean up there, so I decided to test it out by giving her a shmitz
by Enriad February 17, 2011
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