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Shmirnology (n): 1. A lifestyle involving an unnecessarily high consumption of food, constant laziness, excessive messiness, and bad hairstyles.

2. A way of life.
Person 1: What did your induction letter to Shmirnology say?
Person 2: It said "Eat some burgers, eat some donuts. Welcome to Shmirnology. Now Take us to Wendy's."
by Shmoods and Shmairns September 27, 2009
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