Shmem 

a whore or slore in better terms. goes most of the way but then backs up. but she gives great advice and is super nice to everyone except for creeps. she loves attention especially from guys. and loves hugs too. her girlfriends are who she tells most of her shit too. and she hates clingly people who are stalkerish. she most likely has a boyfriend at all times and is pretty normal girl. she goes to a public school cuz she likes the attention it gets her from people. she is the most popular girl in school and everyone likes her.

what is shmem doing?
oh you dont know what that is?
shmem always does that.

Shmem by missylissy! January 11, 2011

shmem 

a person who is the last one to dye their hair but still thinks she was the first one.

"I cannot believe that bitch just copied my hair...shes such a fucking shmem"

shmem by emma paige sullivan January 21, 2009

Shmem 

The word shmem is a replacement for any verb or noun you want.

Person 1 : what’s up shmem
Person 2: what the shmem did you say to me

Shmem by Jamesct09 August 17, 2019

schmemity

(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.

“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”

schmemity by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020

Shematthew 

The friendship and/or romance between Criminal Minds stars Shemar Moore and Matthew Gray Gubler.

I can't believe the Shematthew is real. Just let me die.

Shematthew by SpencerReid June 10, 2011

Shemaiah 

Shemaiah is the most funniest person ever she we literally make you pee your pants especially when shes mad and tries to tell you why.She's a beautiful person with A+ personality.Her hair is long and shiny and she has the most flawless cheekbones.She can be shy at first but she'll come around and when she does there's no going back.If she is quite she usually tginks there is no reason to talk and that the.conversation doesn't include her.She loves food like really loves food and in her head she doesnt want to share but in her heart she feels ots the right thing to do. She is also ver intelligent and usually one of the teachers favorites. If you're a boy,date her she's wifey material and shes sexy there's no risk at all. Get on Shemaiah's good side.

Dang ,she's such a Shemaiah,she makes me laugh all the time .

Shemaiah by chris.crusty.unicorns February 28, 2016

schmemmy 

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.

In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.

schmemmy by DanielBrown January 5, 2008