Shmeg - a mixture of rotting/decaying vegetable wastes left behind on either a disply sign, or the racks on which food is kept in the produce department of supermarket store.

Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.

can be used to describe something when you can't think of another word. it can be but is not limited to substituting the word cum.

to shmeg (verb)
from the root word shmegli
1. the act of rejecting a compliment persistently

2. being inappropriately drunk and asking anyone in your vicinity to touch your genitalia

3. blacking out and trying to take off another man's pants
4. pleasuring oneself in a laundry room

1. It has become a common term is the USA for calling someone a Numpty (minus the endearing portion of the insult). It's come to mean all of the above lazy, idiot, carefree fool, with a dash of schmuck.

2. It has also started to be used more and more to mean someone who is happy to be ignorant. It's sort of a blend of sheeple and schmucks.

semen, the product of male ejaculation; a coarse phrase for cum.

the little peices of weed at the bottom of a bag that are too small to do anything with.

secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.